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Thursday, 16 October 2014

Bedbugs in my Navel



Bedbugs in my Navel

Synoipsis
Bed Bugs in my Navel is a story of Cyrus a graduate working in he office of mjengo , a common hustler life contrasted to the high profile hustler like DP Ruto. The story is shared with a house mate who frequently exiles cyrus but are united in fighting bed bugs. Enjoy reading

To this, day Cyrus still calls himself a graduate with a first class honors despite the working conditions at the Office of Mjengo. He has refused to accept a name that his colleagues have adopted, hustler. This name has been adopted by many in his friends’ network and even in by senior government officials such as the Vice President William S. Ruto. Cyrus and his friends have been mocked severally by those who work in the Office of Prime Minister. This office has adopted another name, Sufferer. Although the difference between hustler and sufferer is too minute, suffer seems to be doing well in the struggle for survival.  Cyrus once said that he would rather be a hustler. In his view hustling is aimed at becoming better while suffering allows one to be comfortable at the face of problems. Cyrus believes that he is neither a hustler nor a sufferer. He calls himself a human being who will become successful in the days to come.
Cyrus is more concerned with his character as a human being rather than his reputation as a hustlesufferer.  This is because his character forms who he really is, while his reputation is merely what others think of him. To him, reputation is just an estimation, which his comrades generally hold about him. He is focused on his way of thinking, feelings and his behaviors. Unlike his workmates, Cyrus has refused to think or even live the way he was supposed to live as a Mjengo man, he had chosento behave like a person he ought to be, who he really was, a graduate. This made him stand out among his fellow workers as he perfomed his duties with diligence and came out as a graduate in Mjengo work too. Only that there was no scale that could be used to rate his Mjengo work as first class upper or lower. Out of his outstanding performance, the construction manager got fond of him more than the fore man. This made him miss out work whenever the manager was not visiting the site.
When out of the Office, Cyrus was organizing his small income so that he could start a small hawking business whenever he was out of work. This was different from hustlesuffers who take up drinking, chewing muguka or just being at base. Cyrus used to sell what was needed such as umbrellas, caps on rainy and sunny days respectively. He would sell anything just to keep his small hawking business going. When his thinking was loud, Cyrus used to say,
“One day am going to be big, either through business or a big job with an income that does not allow me to only live, but will be able to support my lifestyle. To me the means of doing Mjengo work and hawking justifies the big end that I will be having. I also believe that am going to be the head and not the tail. Above all, I know that one day God will raise me from the cement dust  and make me seat in a table among the high in the society. All these I believe will come very soon, I just have to do my best in these responsibilities and bigger ones are going to be entrusted to me.”
Cyrus was keeping his words, “Reputation is what you have when you come to a new community while character is what you have when you go away .I will leave a good reputation in the few days I will be a hustlesuffferer, before joining the International community as a diplomat.” In addition, Cyrus was keeping his word on making his life better each day, week, month and year. In this New Year 2014, Cyrus had purposed to improve his life by moving into a bedsitter in Zimmerman together with his friend Otero. Although he never shared the same principles with him, Otero was a diploma holder and he was also the store manager. Unlike other hustlesufferers, he was able to raise Kshs three thousands to cater for house rent after drinking. Most of hustlesufferers he used to work with would consume the weekly pay with girlfriends and on Monday they would be too broke to treat the hangover. So the nearby Swts Wine and Spirits would give them an advance ya kutoa lock (remove hangover).
 Otero hated being broke. He used to save some of his pay and just drink beer to celebrate his work and to thank himself for surviving the week.  From his savings, Oterorist as they used to call him, he was also to raise an extra two thousands for shopping. This made their lives better since they were able to cook in the house and remain healthy. The other hustlesufferers would skip supper; get breakfast from pombe Na maroho (Wine and spirits) in order to survive the day. Later the foreman would cater the half cost of lunch so that the workers would only take thirty minutes instead of one hour for lunch.  Despite being able to deal with hunger and privacy, Oterorist and Cyrus had another problem. This problem would affect Cyrus more since he spent more time in the house writing applications, planning his life or just relaxing in the house. Oterorist was outgoing, most of the time he was out of the house unless when he had given Cyrus an exile. At this time, Oterorist would invite his galfriend in the house. This made him to easily ignore bedbugs their other companions.
Kama used to blame Oterorist for the bedbugs; he accused him of bringing them from his friends’ house in Githurai. However, Otero had an embarrassing answer to his accusations. According to Oterorist, his friend used to wet his bed, his urine had high content of spirits and had a bad odour that would always chase the bedbugs away. The spirits were believed to kill all insects and worms that came across it even in the stomach. Among the hustlers, Spirits were used to cure stomach and chest problems due to their strong medicinal value.
These two house mates used to sleep in their original suits to avoid habouring bedbugs in other clothing. In spite of this, bed bugs used to hide in the navel, ears and any other place they would find a cover. The bedbugs’ problem in Zimmerman and Githurai had also been reported in the area County Representative office but no action had been taken yet. Some time back the same problem was in the daily papers after students in Kenyatta University had threatened to strike due the increased numbers of bedbugs in their hostels. At the moment Cyrus thought spirits in the urine was not the best pesticide for bedbugs, he was of the idea of using some of the chemicals used in KU to permanently terrorize bedbugs.
Apart from chemicals and urine, the duo had received many other suggestions that they would use to curb bedbugs including using petrol, diesel and kerosene. Spraying all these only multiplied the population of bed bugs. On the other hand, the option of spraying Spirits directly was highly opposed by Oterorist and other hustlesufferes for the reason that these would enrage the ancestors. The wamunyota (thirsty ones) such as Oterorist opted to take the spirits for free and sell their urine to the troubled Cyrus.
Every time they sprayed , Cyrus used to be optimistc that the bedbugs nightmare was over. On the other hand, Oerorist used to be pesmistic, “Like Jesus these bedbugs have a way of resurrecting. When we spray they pretend to be dead and after a few days they come back fatter. I wonder what they eat when they are temporalily dead.”
“I also do not know what they eat because when I kill a resurrected  fat bed bug, it has a black residue unlike the usual ones that have blood and a bad smell.” Cyrus would respond.
“The bad smell is a defense. I think the smell alerts the rest of bedbugs that there is danger. Just like a cat that pretends to be dead when hit hard to avoid being killed, the bed bugs lie flat with their legs up. Am told they do these to release eggs like us human beings…….” Oterorist never finished these kind of sentences.
“The common thing between a cat and a bed bugs is that these two are the hardest to kill. Their spirits are very strong. So I think we should get the free spirited urine. But on a second though, mens urine on my mattress is impossible. It is Cyrus’s bed you are talking about ! ”
 Cyrus decided to start a research on the source of the bed bugs that had found a home and food in his body. The house was not infected in the view of the fact that the first few months they used to sleep on the floor; the bed bugs were nowhere to be seen. After further research, Oterorist established that the second hand shop had lots of bed bugs. It was believed that people used to get rid of their beds and mattresses at a throw away price once they found out that they were infected by the bedbugs. For these reason, the second had shop was the origin of bed bugs in Cyrus’s house. Oterorist made a conclusion that they were not going to buy other beddings such as blankets that were being sold from the same shop. This was against Cyrus’s proposition of purchasing blankets at the end of the month.
Adding spirituality into the bargain of the origin of Cyrus’s bedbugs made him to start praying that God will take poverty away from him. The findings on these cause dictated that bed bugs are an indication of poverty, in these case it was true given that the only asset that Cyrus had was his unused degree. From the time that Kama and Oterorist realized the existence of bed bugs in their bed, it changed from an asset to a liability that was costing them every now and then. To meet the frequent cost of the discomfort caused by the bed bugs, they reduced the food budget in order to buy anything that would kill bed bugs only that they completely refused the free offer of urine. Even if the bed bugs were not poisonous, their implications were straining their pockets, image, character and food.
At the Office of Mjengo the situation was getting worse. The manager had ordered Cyrus to be a permanent casual worker. This was bad news to the foreman and he had to create a different predicament for Cyrus. The foreman was complaining that Cyrus was having a go slow since every now and then he would stop working to either scratch or remove his shirt in order to kill the bed bug that kept on biting him without any intervals. Although the foreman did not come up with the bedbugs, had managed to magnify them to a calamity. Cyrus’s performance at work had reduced drastically since he moved to a bedsitter in Zimmerman. The foreman had issued a threat to fire him if he did not comply with the Office of Mjengo resolution on bed bags. This resolution required that all the workers from Zimmerman to come thirty minutes earlier so as to get ample time to smoke their clothes. Cyrus refused to comply since he was not ready to smoke his trousers and shirt, the ones he was likely to wear for an interview. He preferred to hang them on the fence where the sun will heat the bed bugs till death.
On the other  hand, government offered bed bug repellant  through the county government, since the struggle against bedbugs had increased after the awareness created by the county representative in Zimmer and Githurai. Using bed bug repellant  the county government was able to cater for the rights to life for both  hustlesufferers and the bedbugs. Other than using chemicals that would kill bed bugs and put into high risk the human lives. Using the bedbugs repellant, Cyrus was able to protect all his body parts but the bed bugs were smarter than him, they continued to hide in his navel, nose and mouth among other places that the bed bug repellant could not reach.  Cyrus other using his degree, he found enough security while sleeping next to Oterorist at his bedsitter in Zimmerman while bedbugs had used his body for their security and comfort.

Written by

Jacqueline Kamau
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