Best Way to explain Corruption

*HEADMASTER:* how much is passport photograph for children?

*PHOTOGRAPHER:* the price for the passport is KSH 100 per child

*HEADMASTER:* No, the pupils are 500 in number, so we are paying KSH 50

*PHOTOGRAPHER:* ok no problem sir, you can pay KSH 50 each since they are many

*HEADMASTER:* class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring KSH 150 each tomorrow for the passports.

*CLASS-TEACHER:* ok sir, i will inform them right away

*CLASS-TEACHER:* Good day pupils, you are all to come with KSH 200 tomorrow for passports.

*PUPIL:* Mummy we were asked to bring KSH 300 for passport at school

*MUMMY*: Father, your son was asked to come to school with KSH 500 passport fee tomorrow.

*FATHER:* OOH My God. Uhuru Kenyatta make things costly day by day, including education. We have said it, this man is wicked.

```Moral lesson: 'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WITH YOU AND I'. Honesty and sincerity are all that we need to make this country a better place!
Pls forward this to all your friends, colleagues, groups & all Kenyans. Think about it. Change begin with YOU, change your motives and ur thought.```

_*Thanks for being a  Kenyan
*Njambi 

Lessons For Marriage

Lessons For Marriage

1. Stop Making Noise 
Do not make your complains last more than 1 Minute for the Wife and 5 minutes for the husband. Keep it short and specific and do not say demeaning words.
Focus on solving the problem other than attacking or blaming your spouse
Make suggestion knowing they can be rejected or accepted
2. Don't rush to make decisions 
Take time to think over issues
consult your spouse and let the husband have the final say as he is the head of the family
3. Stop Arguing 
In marriage there are disagreements but don't argue so much especially over an obvious matter.
It is not about wining or loosing an argument. Do not make your house a court room
It is about deliberating and coming up with answers. After a long day at work no one wants to come home to arguments. Give your husband peace
4. Secure your Marriage
Marriage is supposed to give you mileage in your lives keep it safe. Safe from whoever and whatever may want to interfere. Plan together and do things together .
5.Build Trust Always 
Do not destroy the trust as building it again is hard. Take care of your spouses heart .
Give without expecting back. Give with your heart. give without complaining.
6.Learn Lessons from Mistakes 
We are not perfect. There is no perfect spouse take time to learn from mistakes forgive and forget.  ever remind your spouse of your past mistakes.
Mistakes makes couples stronger and hold on each other.
7.The three important words 
Use these words frequently
I am Sorry
I thank You
I love you
8. Wife must submit 
Wife must obey and submit to husband without complaining . It is an obligation for that family to work and for marriage to be full of happiness. By submitting and respecting the husband you are doing Gods will. Husbands love your wife. No matter what chose to love her. Understand and show her affection. Tell her that you love her and show it to her.
9. Treat Each other well with kindness 
What you give is what you get, call each other with sweet names and titles. Buy gifts , go out together, create time for just the two of you. Make love without fail. Support each other and do not sleep angry at each other.
Do silent treatment, call each other text , video and take photos and share them.
10. Serve God and Pray together 
God initiated family consult him , rely on him and invite him to be part of your family and marriage life. All glory and honour to God for bringing you together for sustaining you and for all the other blessing. With God marriage works

Advise from Best Couple and Admin

HOW DO YOU LEAD??

A young man saw his primary school teacher at a wedding ceremony.
He went to greet him with all respect and admiration!!

He said to him:
"Can you still recognize me Sir?'

'I don't think so!!', said the Teacher, 'could you please remind me how we met?'

The student recounted:
 "I was your Student in the 3rd Grade, I stole a Wrist watch belonging to my then classmate because it was unique and fascinating.
     
My Classmate came to you crying that his Wrist Watch had been stolen and you ordered all Students in the class to stand on a straight line, facing the wall with our hands up and our eyes closed so you could check our pockets. At this point, I became jittery and terrified of the outcome of the search. The shame I will face after other Students discovered that I stole the Watch, the opinions my Teachers will form about me, the thought of being named a ' thief' till I leave the School and my Parents' reaction when they get to know about my action. All these thoughts flowing across my heart, when suddenly it was my turn to be checked. I felt your hand slipped into my pocket and you brought out the Watch. I was gripped with fear,  expecting the worse to be announced. I was surprised I didn't hear anything, but Sir, you continued searching other Students' pockets till you got to the last person.

When the search was over, you asked us to open our eyes and sit on our Chairs. I was afraid to sit because I was thinking you will call me out soon after everyone was seated.

But to my amazement, you showed the watch to the class, gave it to the owner and you never mentioned the name of the one who stole the watch.
You didn't say a word to me, and you never mentioned the story to anyone.

Throughout my stay in the school, no Teacher or Student knew what happened. This incident naturally taught me a great lesson and I resolved in my heart never to get myself involved in taking whatever is not mine.    
I thought to myself, you saved my dignity."

"Do you remember the story now Sir? You can't simply forget this story Sir!!"

The teacher replied, ' I vividly remember the story that I found the Watch in a pocket but i did not know in whose pocket the stolen Watch was found that day because I searched your pockets while I also had my eyes  closed."

In life, we need wisdom for everything we do. As Parents, Teachers, Leaders etc... We should be able to close our eyes to some things. Not all misbehaviour require punishment. Some will need encouragement, some mentoring and some monitoring. Be a Leader who impacts not one who shatters.
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SEX IS FOOD

SEX IS FOOD!!! A must read...

Sex is not all about making children. You must be a different woman to your husband every time. Seduce your husband, don't always allow your husband to ask for Sex, there must be no timetable for sex. Be creative, don't be predictable. Give him what he wants. If you loose influence over your husband, you have lost womanhood. Be part of your husband plans.
Don't have too many children, you wanna sell them ? Allow your husband to check in and out anytime.
When a man is sexually satisfied, he is emotionally stable. Stop saying, is it food ? Yes, sex is food !!!
As a wife, try to invest in yourself spiritually so you can adequately support him. Build yourself as his prayer warrior so that you will not be forced to pray at the end of your life. Don't allow your husband to provide all your needs, he is not a money making machine. Iron sharpens iron, try to reciprocate.
You are meant to support each other spiritually, financially, physically and morally through thick and thin. You are a builder....Wise woman buildeth her home. Women need wisdom to build their homes. Do not be too outspoken, know when to talk, when to listen and when to be quiet.
Love your husband with all your heart, never tell him, if not because of my children, remember you've known him before the arrival of those children.
Pamper your husband, put his head on your chest and pray for him. Give him unannounced kiss from the back.... mwahhhhhh, don't be too holy to kiss in the public. He is your husband for God sake. Be romantic joooo, it is good for the heart. Some people are not happy that you're happy in that marriage, proof them wrong that you love him and he is your crown, always feel good when you hold him. Don't look 50 while you're still under 40, it drives men crazy. Always keep fit regardless of your age or body.

To men:
Do not take a woman who does all these for granted!
Pamper her, pray for her, cherish her, love her, support her financially, make her feel like your woman! God bless you and your marriages.

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Principles of Politics

Understand the principles of politics.

In politics you must understand that;

1. Nobody has your interests.

2. Everybody is chasing their own interests.

3. Dealing with politicians is like sleeping with tigers; you must always have your eyes wide open.

4. In any political equation, there's always someone being used. If you can't find one then it is you.

5. Serving politicians is like being a bandage on a wound. Once the wound is healed your usefulness ends. Politicians don't recognize and reward value they recognize their own needs....and you are only as useful as the lifespan of their need for you.

6. In politics never wail more than the bereaved. They will get the reward while you inherit their enemies. Baba is eating today while Miguna is wailing from Canada.

7. In politics, in any event that other interests conflict with your own interests and you have to choose, always choose yours.

8. Never cross oceans for politicians; you will drown and the best they will do is give a benevolent speech at your burial, lie to your widow and children and eat your food. You are lucky if they don't eat your widow too. Politicians will never cross the streets for their foot soldiers.

9. Only Jesus can die for people and you are not Jesus.

10. Above all, family and health are things you should never use to attack a man.

Submitting to God totally

Submit to God
Keys to victory
James 4:7-8
” 7 So submit to [the authority of] God. Resist the devil [stand firm against him] and he will flee from you.

A mother ordered her disobedient son to sit in a corner. After a couple of minutes of sitting, the boy told his mother, “I’m sitting down on the outside, but I’m standing up on the inside!”

Can one obey without submitting? I think the young man in the story above clearly illustrates that yes one can seemingly obey yet they have not submitted. To obey is an outward action that people see but submission has to do with the heart and attitude. You can obey but with a rotten attitude is that then submission?

To submit is to yield to a higher force or to the will or authority of another. If you and I want to walk in victory then the first place to start is in the place of submission to the authority of God over our lives. We have to accept that His ways are higher than ours and that His will is superior to ours. You and I have to willingly live our life according to His direction and instruction and everything we do has to stem from the drive of wanting to fulfill His purpose even when it hurts or does not make sense. Like Jesus in the garden of Gethsemane we have to come to the place we say not my will by thine be done!
God does not want to force us into submitting because then though we would obey our hearts would not be in it. Our submission to his authority has to be willful it has to be a personal decision out of which then we walk in obedience without having someone with a stick following us all the time to make sure we do it.

To submit to the authority of God is not a place of weakness neither is it a position of oppression. This is a place of victory a place where we can now effectively fight the enemy of our souls, the devil. It is not just a place of victory but a place of guaranteed victory each time every time.
Submit yourself therefore to God!

Reflections.
What does submitting to the authority of God look like to you?
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What’s the difference of submit and subject? Could you have confused submit and subject?
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Do you submit only when it is convenient or at all times even when you don’t understand what God is doing?

It is Just Life

It is Just Life

When life happens , You should happen too
When life plays you should dance
When life laughs , you laugh the loudest
When Life cries , cry too and let Go
When life claps, treat yourself and clap too
When life wins, celebrate too
When life looses, count the loss and learn too

God Speaks to Each one

A young man attended a Wednesday Night Bible Study and the Pastor preached about listening to GOD and
obeying the Lord's voice. The young man couldn't help but ponder, 'Does GOD still speak to people?'
After service, he went out with some friends for coffee and pie and they discussed the message.
They talked about how GOD had led them in different ways.
It was about ten o'clock when the young man started driving home, and he prayed; ' GOD...If you still speak to people, speak to me. I will listen. I will do my best to obey.' As he drove down the main street of his town, he had the strangest thought to stop and buy a gallon of milk. He shook his head and said out loud, GOD is that you?' He didn't get a reply and started on toward home. But again, the thought, buy a gallon of milk came. The young man thought about Samuel and how he didn't recognize the voice of GOD, and how little Samuel ran to Eli. 'Okay, GOD, in case that is you, I will buy the milk.' It didn't seem like too hard a test of obedience. He could always use the milk. He stopped and purchased the gallon of milk and started off toward home.
As he passed Seventh Street , he again felt the urge, 'Turn Down that street.' This is crazy he thought, and drove on past the intersection. Again, he felt that he should turn down Seventh Street .At the next intersection; he turned back and headed down Seventh. Half jokingly, he said out loud,’ Okay, GOD I will.' He drove several blocks, when suddenly, he felt like he should stop. He pulled over to the curb and looked around. He was in a semi- commercial area of town. It wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst of neighborhoods either. The businesses were closed and most of the houses looked dark like the people were already in bed. Again, he sensed something, 'Go and give the milk to the people in the house across the street' The young man looked at the house. It was dark and it looked like the people were either gone or they were already asleep. He started to open the door and then sat back in the car seat 'Lord, this is insane. Those people are asleep and if I wake them up, they are going to be mad and I will look stupid.' Again, he felt like he should go and give the milk. Finally, he opened the door, 'Okay GOD, if this is you, I will go to the door and I will give them the milk. If you want me to look like a crazy person, okay. I want to be obedient. I guess that will count for something, but if they don't answer right away, I am out of here.' He walked across the street and rang the bell. He could hear some noise inside. A man's voice yelled out, 'Who is it? What do you want?’ Then the door opened before the young man could get away. The man was standing there in his jeans and T-shirt. He looked like he just got out of bed. He had a strange look on his face and he didn't seem too happy to have some stranger standing on his doorstep. 'What is it?' The young man thrust out the gallon of milk, Here, I brought this to you.' The man took the milk and rushed down a hallway. Then from down the hall came a woman carrying the milk towards the kitchen. The man was following her holding a baby. The baby was crying. The man had tears streaming down his face. The man began speaking and half crying, 'We were just praying. We had some big bills this month and we ran out of money. We didn't have any milk for our baby. I was just praying and asking God to show me how to get some milk.
His wife in the kitchen yelled out, 'I ask him to send an Angel with some. Are you an angel?
The young man reached into his wallet and pulled out all the money he had on him and put in the man’s hand. He turned and walked back to his car and the tears were streaming down his face. He knew that GOD still answers prayers.
If you believe that GOD is alive and well, send this to at least ten people. This is an easy test -you score 100 or zero. It's your choice. If you aren’t ashamed to do this, please follow the direction. JESUS said” If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.

Don't share this because you want a miracle.

Share to help a brother believe in prayer. It is a blessing to do God's work.

Amen

Exam Results International Labour Standards

Introduction to ILS final assessment

Jacqueline Njambi

Date / Time	Student Score	Passing Score	Result
October 9, 2019 3:12 pm	76.92	75	Pass

Introduction to ILS final assessment

#	Question	Correct Answer	Student Answer	Result	Points Awarded
1	Which of the following statements about creating and adopting ILS is completely true?	Developing ILS usually involves two rounds of tripartite discussions and a two-thirds majority vote	Developing ILS usually involves two rounds of tripartite discussions and a two-thirds majority vote	Correct	10
2	Which of the following statements about ILS are True?	ILS provide clear rules to ensure that economic progress would go hand in hand with social justice, prosperity and peace for all., ILS are backed by a supervisory system to address problems in their application at the national level., They are the legal component of the ILO's strategy for governing globalization, promoting sustainable development, eradicating poverty and ensuring that people can work in dignity and safety.	ILS are backed by a supervisory system to address problems in their application at the national level.	Incorrect	0
3	What does the ILO do in situations where member States face problems in applying a ratified Convention? Please select the correct answer(s).	It offers technical assistance to member States, It supports member States through social dialogue	It offers technical assistance to member States	Incorrect	0
4	When does a ratified Convention generally come into force for each ratifying country?	1 year after ratification	1 year after ratification	Correct	10
5	Arrange the following stages in the functioning of the ILS system in the order in which they occur.	1, Creating and adopting ILS, 2, Promoting and applying ILS, 3, Supervising ILS	1, Creating and adopting ILS, 2, Promoting and applying ILS, 3, Supervising ILS	Correct	10
6	Which of the following are the fundamental principles and rights at work enshrined in the ILO Declaration on Fundamental Principles and Rights at Work?	The elimination of discrimination in respect of employment and occupation, The effective abolition of child labour, The elimination of all forms of forced or compulsory labour, Freedom of association and the effective recognition of the right to collective bargaining	The elimination of discrimination in respect of employment and occupation, The effective abolition of child labour, The elimination of all forms of forced or compulsory labour, Freedom of association and the effective recognition of the right to collective bargaining	Correct	10
7	Which of the following ILO Constitutional provisions grant employers' or workers' organizations the right to make a representation against any member State that has failed to ensure effective observance of a ratified Convention?	Articles 24 and 25 of the ILO Constitution	Articles 24 and 25 of the ILO Constitution	Correct	10
8	How many ILO governance Conventions are there?	Four	Four	Correct	10
9	In what year was the ILS system founded?	1919	1919	Correct	10
10	Which of the following statements about promoting and applying ILS are true?	The Committee of Experts annually publishes an in-depth General Survey on member States’ national law and practice on a given subject chosen by the Governing Body., Member States are required to report at regular intervals on measures they have taken to give effect to certain Conventions or Recommendations.	Member States are obliged to ratify all ILO Conventions adopted by the International Labour Conference.	Incorrect	0
11	Match each ILO supervisory body to the situation in which it is likely to be in charge of undertaking the supervision of ILS.	Certain inconsistencies with a ratified Convention in a country’s legislation need clarification, Committee of Experts , A national workers’ organization of a country files a representation against its member State, Three-member tripartite committee of the Governing Body, A member State is accused of committing persistent and serious violations and has repeatedly refused to address them, Commission of Inquiry	Certain inconsistencies with a ratified Convention in a country’s legislation need clarification, Committee of Experts , A national workers’ organization of a country files a representation against its member State, Three-member tripartite committee of the Governing Body, A member State is accused of committing persistent and serious violations and has repeatedly refused to address them, Commission of Inquiry	Correct	10
12	All Recommendations are created to supplement Conventions. Is this statement True or False?	False	False	Correct	10
13	Which of the following statements about flexibility clauses to be found in ILS are true?	They allow States to apply only certain parts of the instrument, They allow States to exclude certain categories of workers from the application of a Convention, They allow States to establish temporary Standards that are lower than those normally prescribed	They allow States to apply only certain parts of the instrument, They allow States to exclude certain categories of workers from the application of a Convention, They allow States to establish temporary Standards that are lower than those normally prescribed	Correct	10

Ultimately The Good Man

Ultimately The Good Man -WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE A GOOD MAN:

When a man treats his woman right, there is a reason why. The reason could be:-

1. "He doesn't want to be like his father"
If his father was a drunkard, unfaithful, a wife beater and irresponsible; the man grew up vowing to be different, never to sink as low as his father did, to counter his dad's actions. The father treated his mother like trash, but he treats his woman like a Queen

2. "His father set a good example"
The man's father could have modelled what a great man, husband, father, worker and friend looks like. As the man does good he refers to his father, his role model. Fathers, set the right example for your sons to follow

3. "Finding a woman is an answered prayer"
If the man used to genuinely pray for a woman to love, he will love on that woman when God sends her his way. Hurting her will be hurting himself

4. "He grew up with loving sisters"
A man who grows up loving his sister/s and respecting the females in his life, he learns how to relate with people of the opposite sex and that prepares him on how to relate with the number one woman in his life

5. "The pain of an ex"
A man who was cheated on, hurt and heart broken by his ex will most likely protect his woman from the pain his ex made him go through. Because he knows how it hurts to be messed up by a lover, he will not mess up his love

6. "Lessons from regret"
If a man once felt bad letting a good woman slip away, if he gets another chance to love that same good woman or a new good woman, he will not be foolish again

7. "An act of God"
God shapes people, God can turn a man into a great man regardless of the man's past. A good man can be moulded into an even better man, a wrong man can be transformed into an attractive and loving man who unlearns how to hurt women and learns how to be there for a woman

8. "Appreciation for his single mother"
A man who grew up with a single mother and an absent father, he tends to honour his mother. He appreciates the sacrifice his mum went through and sees the suppressed desire the mum had for a man in her life. His single mother raised him to be a good man and a good husband, when he gets a woman he will love that woman with the love he wishes his mother had

9. "The right exposure"
A man exposed to great men tends to be great. If a man is surrounded by uncles, friends, and colleagues who treat their wives well he will be challenged to treat his well. Lady, if your man is treating you badly, check out his friends. Iron sharpens iron, cheats encourage cheats

10. "He loves her"
Ultimately, when a man genuinely treats his woman well it is because he loves her, even his ego bows to the power of love

HUSBAND TELL YOUR WIFE I LOVE YOU

A group of husbands gathered at a conference on "How to live in a loving relationship with your wife".
They were asked: "How many of you love your wives?"
All raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the  last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered: "Today", some: "yesterday", The majority didn’t remember.
The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: "I love you sweetheart".
Then the men were asked to exchange phones so one can read the response each wife had sent. Here are some of the replies:
1. "Have you impregnated someone again?"
2. "That was then, not now".
3. "I know you want to borrow money from me again. Forget it!"
4. "What have you done again? I won’t forgive you this time!
5. What do you mean?"
6. "Is that a name of a new song?"
7. "Am I dreaming! "
8. "If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!"
9. "I asked you to stop drinking!"
10. "May I know who is this?"
11. "You should start seeing your psychiatrist again! This is not a good sign!".
12. "Who gave you air time?"
13. "What do you want?"
14. "Is your mother coming to live with us again?"
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Men in this group learn to tell your wives "I love you"!.
It keeps marriages healthy.

A tale told by an IDIOT, full of SOUND and FURY, signifying NOTHING Shakespeare in Macbeth

A tale told by an IDIOT, full of SOUND and FURY, signifying NOTHING

Shakespeare in Macbeth

LEVELS OF LIVING

levels of living

LEVELS OF LIVING

dear community of nations

we are the civilians

objects of attack

exposed to collator damage

please spare me

and steal everything

steal like a gentleman

not mob psychosis

engage mechanisms

hang yourself

hors de combats

be the conflicting parties

love is a basic need

to non-commissioned persons

let body work for the brain

and not brain for body

prisoners of body

prisoners of war

amelioration of citizens

due to crime of aggression

students power

pillage and dam dam bullets

war women and wine

to tolerated president 

DECENT WORK FOR ALL KENYANS

DECENT WORK FOR ALL KENYANS
Decent work sums up the aspirations of people in their working lives. It involves opportunities for work that is productive and delivers a fair income, security in work place and protection for families, better prospects for personal development and social integration, freedom for people to express their concerns,organize and participate in the decisions that affect their lives and equality of opportunity and treatment for all women and men.
#DecentWorkForAllKenyans

THESE TRUTHS MIGHT NOURISH, SAVE AND HELP YOUR MARRIAGE

THESE TRUTHS MIGHT NOURISH, SAVE AND HELP YOUR MARRIAGE

In marriage...

1. Your spouse will misunderstand you, so learn to communicate effectively.

2. Your spouse will disagree with you, so learn to debate and not argue.

3. Your spouse will offend you, so learn to extend grace and forgiveness.

4. Your spouse will sometimes have bad moods, so learn to see beyond emotions, see commitment.

5. Your spouse will have bad days, so learn to be sensitive, understanding and cheering.

6. Your spouse will not always be there for you, so learn to accept your spouse as a human being with limitation, don't put pressure.

7. Your spouse will be tempted, so learn to keep off the little foxes and help your spouse back on track.

8. Your spouse will not always love you exactly as you want, so learn to teach your spouse how to love you.

9. Your spouse will not always be in the mood for love making, so learn to either warm up your spouse for it or to understand it is not a must to have sex everyday.

10. Your spouse will have doubts and fears, so learn to give assurance and inspire confidence.

11. Your spouse will not always see things from your perspective, so learn to be accomodating.

12. Your spouse will not always grow at your pace or do things as quickly as you expect, so learn to be patient.

13. Your spouse will not always do right, so learn to correct him/her with love.

14. Your spouse will not always announce that he/she is hurting, so learn to read your spouse's tone, body language, facial expression and the unspoken. Know your spouse well and anticipate your spouse's needs.

15. Your spouse may not always be in the mood for talking, so learn not to be scared of silence, your love is not ending. As an individual, sometimes your spouse needs personal space to gather his/her thoughts.

16. Your spouse may not always follow your advice, so learn to make peace with that.

17. Your spouse may say things that don't come out right, so learn not to take those unpleasant words to heart that they cancel every other good thing your spouse has said and done.

18. Your spouse will not always be enthusiastic about your love, so learn to remind your spouse of how far you come and seek ways to reignite the fire and passion.

© Dayan Masinde